Dan’s key responsibilities include brewing the first pot of coffee in the morning, washing the dishes left in the sink, putting those clean dishes away, closing all open doors, changing the thermostat to a sub-65˚F, and filling uncomfortable silences with stupid jokes.
Unfortunately, Dan has no time for hobbies due to the amount of aforementioned dishes he has to wash.
Phish
Whatever he happens to be binge-watching
Goodfellas